Re: awesome jokes/riddles

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:26 am

xD oh yeah heard that one lmao

how do u keep a blonde in the shower forever?

Spoiler:

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:27 am

LOL heard that one too xDD!

Uhmmmmmm
What kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:28 am

xDD heard that one to lmao

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:29 am

xDD mhm ;P

I dun remember any good ones e.e

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:32 am

yeah lmao not atm xD

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:32 am

Too brain dead DX

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:33 am

e.e im trying to keep up with ur posts...

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:34 am

xDD Ik it's easy to be brain dead with tricks c;<

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:35 am

;-; ur hacking!

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:36 am

nu ;3 just shortcuts !

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:36 am

oh really kno >->

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:36 am

seriously o.o

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:37 am

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:37 am

Whut <-<?

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:38 am

>_> nothing..

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:38 am

Sure sure <-<

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:43 am

yeppercadoodles o.o wtf is flood control lol

Kurumii Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:16 pm

Flood control? o.0
It's like a damn and various retention lakes so that way places don't flood if it suddenly rains for like 8 days straight o.o

meowchan Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:28 pm

xD wth no no no lol wen i tryed to post it said i couldnt cuz of flood control i dunu

Kurumii Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:09 am

LOLOL OH! xD Maybe it's because we were posting too fast xD

xAnonymous Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:52 am

wtf D: i wanna read some jokess Dx Evil or Very Mad

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Kurumii Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:44 pm

xD Post some yerself D:<

I got one.

One day Little Johnny went to school and his teacher assigned a pet project. He had to write about his dog. The next day he turned in his paper but the teacher saw his paper and asked,
"Johnny, why did you cheat?"
"I didn't cheat," Little Johnny said.
"Yes you did. You copied Susie's paper, exactly." She retorted.
"Well, teacher, that's because she's my sister. We have the same dog."

meowchan Thu Nov 24, 2011 7:32 pm

xD lol wow epic > Surprised

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM.

"Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!"

She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!"

He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands.

"Damn liar, you were out bowling again!"

Kurumii Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:03 pm

LOL I think i kind of get it but it's also kind of confusing o3o

meowchan Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:23 pm

xD lol i get it

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